This pizza was cut in half with scissors like some sort of neanderthal. Straight to jail.

by Jimmy_Pigg

27 Comments

  1. artie_pdx

    Not going to lie. I fully get it. The leftovers from frozen are still edible, yet I’d rather heat up the other half.

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  2. Anyone with the self control to make half a frozen pizza is not guilty by reason of insanity. 

  3. lapisnyazuli

    I wouldn’t use scissors, but I don’t think this is that bad

  4. NightFox1988

    I’m probably going to get downvoted into oblivion for this, but I don’t see anything wrong with this. To be honest, it’s smart instead of eating a whole pizza.

  5. I mean cutting it still inside the plastic… at least negligence.

  6. i’m planning to do this exact thing with the pizza that is in my freezer. i’d rather have 2 freshly cooked half pizzas than have a reheated half pizza the next day or two

  7. VictorySimilar8923

    Dear members of the jury, my client pleads not guilty. Genius may look like insanity to some, but my client preserved half of a frozen pizza to have FRESHLY COOKED later. You may see him as a mad man, but i see a visionary.

  8. KORZILLA-is-me

    I like to heat up the whole thing, skip cutting it, and eat it like it’s a giant cookie.

  9. WrestleBox

    I do this so it fits in the air fryer. You don’t even need to cut them though, they just snap in half pretty easily. Lol

  10. Ok-Loss-7255

    Ha! I just karate chop it in half like a man 😂

  11. Kick-Agreeable

    yessir. i cut like to cut them into quarters so i just pop one in the air fryer when i want some.

  12. Ada_Kaleh22

    upon consideration, if one puts a line of saltines along the cut edge to gather the cheese meltoff…

  13. thisisnotme78721

    as this appears to have come from LinkedIn, two crimes have occurred

  14. LazyOldCat

    As a man’s-man I do this with my Fesstool bandsaw out in the wood shop, but the result is the same.

  15. Normal-Ambition-760

    I recently started doing this, its a win for thinner pizza’s

  16. i8yamamasass

    This is from Dull Men’s Club on Facebook isn’t it

  17. ushouldbe_working

    I used to do this but with one big difference. I’d take the pizza OUT of the package and then break it into two. Then I have two servings.

  18. Beneficial-Biscotti5

    Feeling a genius for such low bar accomplishment

  19. Cautious_Tonight

    I do this all the time but I take it out of the package…

  20. When you need to ensure that you get your daily intake of microplastics.

  21. BongtheConqueror

    This is a no for me dawg, but is it a crime? I don’t think so. That being said cold frozen pizza leftovers is like one of my favorites. I got no problem cooking the whole pizza and then eating the rest right out of the fridge next day for lunch.

  22. Pleb_2k14

    I do this all the time and I’ve never seen a hand that looks more like my hand than the one in this pic… wormhole… shifting sands of reality…

  23. Plaguedoctorsrevenge

    Apparently you’ve never seen the 1980s Sylvester Stallone classic Cobra

    Scissors is just how it’s done

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